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During a project on "The Sea", kids from various classes were asked to
draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together
to compare the results and put together some of the comments.

1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)

2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can
give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I
think they have to plug themselves to chargers.
(Christopher age 7)

3. Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)

4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have
sea all around you, you are incontinent.
(Wayne age 7)

5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
(Kylie age 6)

6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of it's head.
(Billy age 8)

7. My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)

8. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle
to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating
beans.
(William age 7)

9. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant?
(Helen age 6)

10. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy small.
(Kevin age 6)

Shuo hao de
Can nian bu jian mian
Yung wo men de ai, ba shi jian liu zhu
Ni xiao zi shuo, zhi shi wo men de kao yen
Wo men de yue ding

Jiu zhi yang, san nian yiu guo le
Wo hai shi hui dao zhi ge di fang
Bi shang yen, deng ni de chu xian
Kong qi zhong wen ni de lian

Wo hai ji de,
Wo men de yue ding
Yi bei zi, xing fu de yue ding
Wei ni xie de na shou ge
Ta ye tou tou de diao lei le

Wo hai ji de
Wo men de yue ding
Wo bi yi qian hai gen ai ni le
Lian na feng dou xiao wo le
Wo xiang ta hui gao su ni de
Wo gen ai ni le

Jiu zhi yang, san nian yiu guo le
Wo hai shi hui dao zhi ge di fang
Bi shang yen, deng ni de chu xian
Kong qi zhong wen ni de lian

Wo hai ji de
Wo men de yue ding
Yi bei zi, xing fu de yue ding
Wei ni xie de na shou ge
Ta ye tou tou de diao lei le

Wo hai ji de
Wo men de yue ding
Wo bi yi qian hai gen ai ni le
Lian na feng dou xiao wo le
Wo xiang ta hui gao su ni de

Ni hui ji de
Wo men de yue ding
Yi bei zi, xing fu de yue ding
Wei ni xie de na shou ge
Ta ye tou tou de diao lei le

Ni hui ji de
Wo men de yue ding
Wo bi yi qian hai gen ai ni le
Ying zi feng wo ye xiao le
Ta yi ding hui gao su ni de
Wo gen ai ni le

1. The other day I was in the subway waiting for a train, as I look to my left there was a couple doing the couple thing and as I look away I saw another couple doing the couple thing. It seems to be everywhere and it drives me a little crazy.


2. Women are still evil


3. can’t be alone without thinking of someone


4. don’t think No.3 will change anytime so


5. Still can’t let it all out (very bad)


6. can’t seem to forget things done in nYc


7. Everything is a reminder


8. Think I need to move to middle of no where


9. Making a stupid list about how I’m still messed up


10. Think I still love her

Jee Yuan

"One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man."   - Elbert Hubbard