When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with big boobs.
When I was 16, I dated a girl with big boobs, but there was no
passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some
stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She
was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She
made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and
very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with
some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that
she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with big boobs
When I was 16, I dated a girl with big boobs, but there was no
passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time
and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some
stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She
was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She
made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and
very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with
some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that
she divorced me and took everything I owned.
Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with big boobs
1 Comments:
girls with big boobs got no brain!! sigh!!
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